Nancy Pelosi aka Mater Bellum
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FULL NAME: Nancy Patricia D’Alesandro Pelosi
MARITAL STATUS: married
RESIDENCE: San Fransisco
EMPLOYMENT: Speaker of the US House of Representatives since 01/04/2007; Practitioner of Dark Magic
EDUCATION: B.A. in Pseudo Science; Political Science; Rumored to have trained under Mater Suspiriorum
TRAITS: Evil, Conceited, Very Powerful 14th level magic user; Often gives gag gifts to the American people (see Obamacare)
RECOMMENDATIONS: Approach with EXTREME caution. Keep a bucket of water on standby.